"I regret nothing."

Sep 20

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

Sep 20

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

Sep 20

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

Sep 20
tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

image

Sep 20

clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

Sep 20

lisabeam:

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

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aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

Sep 20
Sep 20

amazingphanonfire:

dan-and-phil:

creeperly:

an accurate representation of my ascent into adulthood

the notes????

I DONT THINK PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ITS DAN OMG

Sep 20
did-you-kno:

Before closing in 2008, Freshwater Software company installed a zig-zag fish tank in between the workstations of its Boulder, Colorado call center.  Source

did-you-kno:

Before closing in 2008, Freshwater Software company installed a zig-zag fish tank in between the workstations of its Boulder, Colorado call center. Source

Sep 20

countsassmaster:

if you havn’t seen thsi yet, you’re missing something important